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A Timeline

7:30 p.m. ~ Put the girls to bed.

7:53 p.m. ~ E needs a drink of water. K is asleep.

8:12 p.m. ~ E is still awake playing and “reading” in her room. Tell her it is not playtime anymore, I’ll be back in ten minutes and she’d better not be playing anymore.

8:22 p.m. ~ E has moved all her bed clothes to the floor and is colouring. Threats of “No dance class tomorrow if you don’t go to sleep” are made.

8:30 p.m. ~ E is yelling out and making silly noises. I announce dance class is off*.

8:31 p.m. – 9:15 p.m. ~ Crying and E periodically yelling out that she is, in fact, going to dance class tomorrow.

9:15 p.m. – 9:30 p.m. ~ Quiet for a bit. Victory?

9:31 p.m. ~ E is starts yelling. Dad goes in to see her and tells her to go to sleep or there will be no dance class. E responds with, “Mummy awready said no dance quass. I’m not sleeping. It’s wake time!”

9:35 p.m. ~ I receive the logic report. She’s pretty smart. Crap.

E Monkey

*No, I didn’t mean it, but she’s three and usually these threats work as a last resort.


3 Responses

  1. Dang, you can’t outsmart her for much longer, huh?

  2. That is hilarious… what am I getting myself into???????

  3. Can’t help you with that one….

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