I think I may have answered my own question…

Remember a little more than a month ago when I wrote this post about becoming too antisocial and complaining about all the socializing the preschool seems to be forcing on me is trying to do? At the time there was two upcoming events: the family get together in a local park and the birthday party [...]

Extreme opposites

When I brought the vacuum out this afternoon one child* runs screaming to Dad, tears in her eyes saying “Cuddle me! Cuddle me!”, while the other stays with me the entire time and actually gives the vacuum two kisses.

*To think it was two and a half years ago that this line was included in a [...]

Dilemma x 2

I have this thing about eating baked goods made by people I don’t know. Actually I don’t even like eating baked goods of some people I do know. I mean, they make the stuff in their house with no regulations and ample opportunity to lick spoons or dip fingers in batter. Blech, even writing that [...]

A girl and her fish

During pick up time at preschool last week we were all set and ready to head to the gate and go home. I was loaded down with E’s back pack, some artwork and my treasurer stuff and E had a fish that had been hanging up from the ceiling for months. I was happy that [...]

Oh, you thought I was exaggerating?

Zero to toddler in six seconds flat

At least it seems that way at times. Happy second birthday, K!

Mish Mash

~For the last two weeks I have forgotten to take the garbage bins to the curb the night before garbage day. Both times have resulted in me waking to the sound of the garbage truck coming down my street, then jumping! out of bed, running down the hall and out the door and pushing the [...]

It’s my party and i’ll scream as loud as I can if I want to

So, it is K’s second birthday on Monday and I’m not giving her a birthday party. Now before you start thinking I’m an awful person please let me explain. See, the thing is we just don’t like her that much. Ha! Ha. Ha. I am completely and utterly joking please don’t send me nasty emails. [...]